一、反正你没有对象，让我当你对象怎么了，我一天能捡200个矿泉水瓶子，难不成我还会饿着你
anyway,youhavenoobject,letmebeyourobjectwhat,icanpickup200mineralwaterbottlesaday,canistillhungryyou
二、别人的好友：网红富二代女神留学生游戏大神，我的好友：网络小偷
otherpeople'sfriends:netRedFusecondgenerationgoddessinternationalstudentgamegod,myfriend:cyberthief
三、有机会耳机分你一个，然后开启心动模式
Havetheopportunitytodividetheheadphonesintoone,andthenturnontheheartmode
四、喜欢游戏我就天天发游戏喜欢你我朋友圈儿天天发你，怎么样，像我这样的专一女孩子喜欢吗，所以处不处
Likethegameiliketoplaygameseverydaylikeyou,iCircleofFriendschildrensendyoueveryday,how,likemesuchasinglegirllikeit,soeverywhere
五、我发这条朋友圈不是炫耀我是早起冠军，而是为了等你一句你早安宝宝
ididn'tsendthisCircleofFriendstoshowoffthatiwasthemorningchampion,buttowaitforyoutosaygoodmorningbaby
六、真希望我的腿能像南孚电池一样，一节更比一节长
iwishmylegscouldbelikenanfubatteries,eachonelongerthantheother.
七、不能不要和其它女孩子聊天呀吃醋吃的怪难受的想和你打一架!!!
willyoustoptalkingtoothergirlsandgetjealousandwanttofightyou!
八、我不是不谈恋爱是我知道想和什么样的人谈
it'snotthatidon'tfallinlove.it'sthatiknowwhoiwanttotalkto
九、给大家一个建议。在家该吃吃，该喝喝该睡睡。别一见面人家胖了十斤你才胖了5斤。好像家里条件不行似的。
Giveeveryoneapieceofadvice.eat,drinkandsleepathome.Don'tmeetsomeonewhohasgainedtenpoundsandyouhavegained5pounds.itseemsthattheconditionsathomearenotgood.
十、你嫌我说话声音好听我可以闭嘴你嫌我游戏打的好我可以不打但你要我表变成一个正常人我一个公主我怎么做得到？
Youthinkihaveanicevoice.icanshutup.Youthinki'magoodgamer.idon'thaveto,butyouwantmywatchtobeanormalperson.i'maprincess.Howcanidothat?
十一、只有弱者才会在分手时痛哭流涕，求他不要走，我们强者都是跪在地上，抱着对方大腿，让他寸步难移
onlytheweakwillcrybitterlywhentheybreakupandbeghimnottoleave.we,thestrong,areallkneelingontheground,holdingeachother'sthighsandmakinghimunabletomove.
十二、又一个腼腆的男孩问他喜欢的女孩：你喜欢什么样的男孩？女孩说：投缘的。男孩丧着脸：头扁的不行吗？
anothershyboyasksthegirlhelikes:whatkindofboydoyoulike?thegirlsaid:hititoff.theboyaskedwithasadface:Can'ttheheadbeflat?
十三、睡觉梦见一小孩拿弓箭射我我打了他一顿知道他说下次不敢了我才满意的停手临走时我问他叫什么他说他叫丘比特
isleptanddreamedthatachildshotmewithabowandarrow.ibeathimuntilhesaidthathewouldnotdaretostopnexttime.whenileft,iaskedhimwhathisnamewas.HesaidthathisnamewasCupid
十四、也不知道最后是哪个倒霉蛋会和我永远在一起
idon'tknowwhichunluckypersonwillbewithmeforeverintheend