请问谁有生活大爆炸中的经典语录,要双语的。谢啦
-i’mnotinsane,mymotherhadmetested.
-我没疯，我妈带我做过检查了。
-onceagain,you’vefallenforoneofmyclassicpranks.Bazinga!
-你又一次掉进我的经典恶作剧陷阱了。气死你！
-i’mclealytooevolvedfordriving.(S2e5)
-很明显，我已经进化到不需要开车了。
-woman,youareplayingwithforcesbeyondyourken.(topennyS2e7)
-女人，你在和一个智慧比你高得多的人较劲。
-whenyouunderstandthelawsofphysics,penny,anythingispossible.
(topennyS2e7)
-当你领悟到物理学的真谛之后，佩妮，一切皆有可能
-isuggestrock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spork.
-我提议石头剪刀布蜥蜴史帕克。
-ibroughtthisonmyselfbybeingsuchanendearingadimportantpart
ofyourlife。(topennyS2e11)
-谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢。
Shecallsmemoonpiebecausei’mnummy-nummyandshecouldjusteat
meup.(topennyS2e17)
-她之所以叫我小甜派是因为我看起来很可口，她想要一口把我吃掉。
i’maphysicist.ihaveaworkingknowledgeoftheentireuniverse
andeverythingitcontains.(topenny)
-我可是物理学家,拥有整个宇宙及其所有事物的相关知识。
-irealizeyou’realsoonyourowntonight,soif,atsomepoint,you
findyourselfwithnothingtodo,pleasedonotdisturbme.(topenny
S2e21)
-我知道你今晚也是一个人，如果你万一觉得一个人无聊了，请不要来打7a64e58685e5aeb931333264643766扰我。
-irealizeyou'recurrentlyatthemercyofyourprimitivebiological
urges,butasyouhaveanentilifetimeofpoordecisionsaheadof
you,mayiinterruptthisone?（topennyS3e1）
-我明白你现在正完全被最原始的野性冲动所控制，可是，反正你这辈子还会有
无数错误的决定，我能不能打断这一个？
-Youknow,icanbuyallthesethingsonline.icomehereforthe
personalservice.(to
StuartS03e05)
-你知道我本可以在网上买这些的，我来这就是为了个性化服务的。
-Leonard,whenthatwomanmovedinthreeyearsago,itoldyounotto
talktoher,andnowlook,we'regoingtobelateforthemovies.（to
LeonardS03e07）
-莱纳德，那女的三年前搬进来时，我就告诉你不要搭理她，现在好了，电影我
们是迟到定了。
S03e01
-oh,youthinkyou'resoclever.well,letmejustellyou,whileido
notcurrentlyhaveascathingretort,youcheckyoure-mail
periodicallyforadoozy.（toKripke）
-哦，你以为你很聪明，但是让我来告诉你，虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳
你，但我想到后会发邮件给你的
i'mthemasterofmybladder.
我的膀胱我做主。
-aFK（awayfromkeyboard）
-Drat
求Sheldon语录
最著名的就是“Bazinga”（一般翻译为逗你玩或气死你）还有Sheldon安慰人时候说的“there，there”（好啦，好啦）还有“iamnotcrazy.mymotherhadmetested.”（我不是疯子，我妈带我测验过了。）还有“muhaha”（木哈哈）的笑声。上他们的官网就有！还有其他人的！
sheldon:alittlemisunderstanding?galileoandthepopehadalittlemisunderstanding...
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethenerdvanaannihilation.
raj:idon'tlikebugs,okay?theyfreakmeout.
sheldon:interesting.you'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.ladybugsmustrenderyoucatatonic.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethejiminyconjecture.
sheldon:scissorscutspaper,papercoversrock,rockcrusheslizard,lizardpoisonsspock,spocksmashesscissors,scissorsdecapitateslizard,lizardeatspaper,paperdisprovesspock,spockvaporizesrock,andasitalwayshas,rockcrushesscissors.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethelizard-spockexpansion.
sheldon:iamnotcrazy,mymotherhadmetested.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethejiminyconjecture.
leonard:whatwereyoudoingatpenny's?
sheldon:well,wehaddinner,playedsomegames,andthenispentthenight.oh,andyou'llbehappytoknowthatinowhaveamuchbetterunderstandingof'friendswithbenefits.'
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethevegasrenormalization.
sheldon:ah,gravity-thouartaheartlessbitch.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethebigbranhypothesis.
sheldon:imadetea.
leonard:idon'twanttea.
sheldon:ididn'tmaketeaforyou.thisismytea.
leonard:thenwhyareyoutellingme?
sheldon:it'saconversationstarter.
leonard:that'salousyconversationstarter.
sheldon:oh,isit?we'reconversing.checkmate.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethematernalcongruence.
sheldon:i'mnotinsane,mymotherhadmetested!
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethegriffinequivalency.
sheldon:youcantry,butyou'llnevercatchme.bazinga!
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheeinsteinapproximation.
penny:igiveup.he'simpossible!
sheldon:ican'tbeimpossible;iexist!ithinkwhatyoumeanttosayis,'igiveup;he'simprobable'.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethegothowitzdeviation.
sheldon:leonard,youmayberight.itappearsthatpennysecretlywantsyouinherlifeinaveryintimateandcarnalfashion.
leonard:youreallythinkso?
sheldon:ofcoursenot.eveninmysleep-deprivedstate,i'vemanagedtopulloffanotheroneofmyclassicpranks.bazinga!
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethemonopolarexpedition.
leonard:forgod'ssake,sheldon,doihavetoholdupasarcasmsigneverytimeiopenmymouth?
sheldon(intrigued):youhaveasarcasmsign?
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethebigbranhypothesis.
sheldon:interesting.sexworksevenbetterthanchocolatetomodifybehavior.iwonderifanyoneelsehasstumbledontothat.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethegothowitzdeviation.
sheldon:howard,youknowmetobeaverysmartman.don'tyouthinkthatifiwerewrong,i'dknowit?
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethejiminyconjecture.
sheldon:there'saneconomicconceptknownasapositionalgoodinwhichanobjectisonlyvaluedbythepossessorbecauseit'snotpossessedbyothers.thetermwascoinedin1976byeconomistfredhirschtoreplacethemorecolloquial,butlessprecise"neener-neener".
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethelargehadroncollision.
sheldon:captainhook'shandwaseatenbyacrocodilenotanalligator.ifyou'regoingtoinsultmeatleastgetyourfactsstraight.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheeinsteinapproximation.
sheldon:igrewupintexas.footballisubiquitousintexas.profootball,collegefootball,highschoolfootball,peeweefootball...infact,everyformoffootballexcepttheoriginal,europeanfootball,whichmosttexansbelievetobeacommieplot.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethecornhuskervortex.
sheldon:whydoyouhavethechinesecharacterfor'soup'tattooedonyourrightbuttock?
penny:it'snot'soup';it's'courage'.
sheldon:noitisn't.butisupposeitdoestakecouragetodemonstratethatkindofcommitmenttosoup.
penny:how'dyouseeit?yousaidyouwouldn'tlook.
sheldon:sorry.asitoldyou,theheroalwayspeeks.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheadhesiveduckdeficiency.
sheldon:shecallsmemoon-piebecausei'mnummy-nummyandshecouldeatmeup!
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheterminatordecoupling.
sheldon:areyouupsetaboutsomething?
leonard:whatwasyourfirstclue?
sheldon:welltherewasanumberofthings.firstthelatehour,thenyoudemeanorsseemsverylowenergyplusyourirritability...
leonard:yesi'mupset!
sheldon:oh...idon'tusuallypickuponthosethings.goodforme.
leonard:yeahgoodforyou.
sheldon:(walksawayandthenturnsback)oh,wait.didyouwanttotalkaboutwhat'sbotheringyou?
leonard:idon'tknow...maybe.
sheldon:wow!i'monfiretonight.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethenerdvanaannihilation.
sheldon:penny.
penny:yeah.
sheldon:thanksforlettingmestayhere.
penny:oh,you'rewelcomesweetie.
sheldon:okay,i'msleepynowgetout.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethevegasrenormalization.
sheldon:andgoodeveningtoyou,siampalace,thisissheldoncooper.yeah,i'mgoingtobediningalonethisevening,soi'llbereducingmyusualorder.i'dliketostartwithonequarteroftheassortedappetizersplateandonehalfofthegoldentreasurefortwo-oh,forheaven'ssake!inthemid-18thcentury,kingramathefourthofsiamdividedahugeempireamongstthecolonialpowersofeuropeinordertopreservehisthrone.surelyyou,hisculturaldescendant,canhandlepadthaianddumplings!
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheadhesiveduckdeficiency.
sheldon:whatexactlydoesthatexpressionmean,'friendswithbenefits?'doesheprovideherwithhealthinsurance?
ratethisquote:
fromepisodethevegasrenormalization.
sheldon:youcan'tmakeahalfsandwich.ifit'snothalfofawholesandwich,it'sjustasmallsandwich.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheguitaristamplification.
sheldon:causeofinjury:lackofadhesiveducks.
ratethisquote:
fromepisodetheadhesiveduckdeficiency.