幽默英语句子讲解精选33句
1.everymanshouldmarry.afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
2.essisarelativeterm.itbringssomanyrelatives.成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。9)neverputofftheworktilltomorrowwhatyoucanputofftoday.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。10)Loveisphotogenic.itneedsdarknesstodevelop.爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)11)Childreninbackseatscauseacci
3.dents.accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。12)Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams.Sogotosleep.现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧。13)thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。14)Hardworkneverkilledanybody.
4.thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.
5.thewisenevermarry,andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.
6.Lovetheneighbor.Butdon‘tgetcaught.
7.一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧~~onedayisawaoldwomanwasburningpapermoneyand
8.怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
9.好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
10.Godmaderelatives;thankGodwecanchooseourfriends.
11.大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
12.还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活。ifyouactsonimpulse,youhavepassionsinlife,ifyoualwaysactsonimpulse,youdon’tknowwhatlifeis.
13.neverputofftheworktilltomorrowwhatyoucanputofftoday.
14.xxxHardworkneverkillsanybody.xxxButwhytaketherisk?xxx
15.人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
16.thereisawoman.andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。6)everymanshouldmarry.afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7)thewisenevermarry,andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。8)Succ
17.adressislikeabarbedfence.itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview.
18.妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西,最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。momsaidyou’dbetternotmisstwothings,thelastbustohomeandthepersonwholovesyoudeeply.
19.如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光……
20.themoreyoulearn,themoreyouknow,themoreyouknow,themoreyouforget.themoreyouforget,thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn.
21.Butwhytaketherisk?努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。15)workfascinatesme.icanlookatitforhours!工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。16)Godmaderelatives;thankGodwecanchooseourfriends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。17)whentwoscompany,threestheresult!两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!18)adressislikeabarbedfe
22.Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.
23.moneyisnoteverything.there‘smastercard&Visa.
24.Successisarelativeterm.itbringssomanyrelatives.
25.oneshouldloveanimals.theyaresotasty.
26.我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说:“我解决了住房问题!”
27.Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.
28.Loveisphotogenic.itneedsdarknesstodevelop.
29.xxxworkfascinatesme.xxxicanlookatitforhours!xxx
30.xxxYourfuturedependsonyourdreams.xxxSogotosleep.
31.幽默的英语句子1)moneyisnoteverything.theremsastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2)oneshouldloveanimals.theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3)Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4)Lovetheneighbor.Butdongtetcaught.要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。5)Behindeverysuccessfulman,
32.诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
33.whentwo‘scompany,three‘stheresult!