英语演讲幽默范文初中第一篇
Dickwearingapairofnewtrouserswenttogetherwithhisfathertohisaunt'sthesightoftheboy'snewtrousers,hisauntadmiredverymuchandkissedhimfrontoftheboy,thereweremanynicecakesandcousinalsotookoutallhistoysandplayedwithboyenjoyedagooddaythere.
whilehewentbackhomewithhisfather,hewassojoyfulthathesanganddancedalongthewayhome.suddenlyheslippedandfellintothemudandhistrousersgotverydirty.
whenhegothome,hismothersawhisdirtytrousersandsaid:
xxxoh,whatamess!thisisnotthefirsttimeyoucomehomelikethat,andthistimeyouarewearingyournewtrousers!xxx
xxxiamsorry,mum,xxxsaidDick.xxxButihadnotimetotakemynewtrousersoffwhenifelldown.xxx
英语演讲幽默范文初中第二篇
Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:
thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.
Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.takemyselfasanexample,ichangedmymajorwhenibecameapostgraduate.afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.Fortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichilearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,ipersisted.iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmyicouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfound,ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.
nomatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.
thereisnoneedandidonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,buticongratulatetomyselfforigainandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.
thankyou!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第三篇
marywasanenglishgirl,butshelivedinRome.Shewassixyearsold.Lastyearhermothersaidtoher,“You’resixyearsoldnow,mary,andyou’regoingtobegingoingtoaschoolhere.You’regoingtolikeitverymuch,becauseit’saniceschool.”
“isitanenglishschool”maryasked.”Yes,itis,”hermothersaid.marywenttotheschool,andenjoyedherlessons.Hermotheralwaystookhertoschoolinthemorningandbroughtherhomeintheafternoon.Lastmondayhermotherwenttotheschoolat4o’clock,andmaryranoutofherclass.“we’vegotanewgirlinourclasstoday,mummy,”shesaid.“She’ssixyearsoldtoo,andshe’sverynice,butsheisn’tenglish.She’sGerman.”“Doesshespeakenglish”mary’smotherasked.”no,butshelaughsinenglish,”marysaidhappily.
英语演讲幽默范文初中第四篇
Dearteachersandschoolmates:
i’mveryhappytogivealectureinenglishheretoday.thetitleofspeechisiLoveenglish.aseveryoneknows,englishisveryimportanthasbeenusedeverywhereinthehasbecomethemostcommonlanguageoninternetandforinternationaltrade.ifwecanspeakenglishwell,wewillhavemorechancetomoreandmorepeoplehavetakennoticeofit,thenumberofthepeoplewhogotolearnenglishhasincreasedatahighspeed.Butformyself,ilearnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourChinese…iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotoLondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.
iknow,Romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.Soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!thankyou!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第五篇
mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.onedayafaircametothenearbytown.
xxxLet’sgotothefair,matt,xxxhiswifesaid.xxxwehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.xxx
mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.atlasthesaid,xxxallright,buti’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.we’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.xxx
theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.thereweremanythingsmatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.
then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.
xxxFunflights!xxxthenoticesaid,xxx$$10for10minutes.
matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.
xxxi’veonlygot$$10,xxxhetoldthepilot.xxxCanmywifecomewithmeforfree?xxxthepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,xxxi’llmakeabargainwithyou.ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.xxx
mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.
thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.
whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,xxx0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.xxx
xxxthankyou,xxxmattsaid.xxxitwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.xxx
英语演讲幽默范文初中第六篇
earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...
iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.
ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.
iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.
iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!
thankyou!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第七篇
LadiesandGentlemen,Goodafternoon!i68mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.todaymytopicis“youth”.ihopeyouwilllikeit,andfoundtheimportanceinyouryouthsothatmorecherishit.
Firstiwanttoaskyousomequestions:1、Doyouknowwhatisyouth?2、Howdoyoumasteryouryouth?
Youth
Youthisnotatimeoflife,itisastateofminditisnotrosycheeks,redlipsandsuppleknees,itisamatteroftheemotions:itisthefreshnessitisthefreshnessofthedeepspringsoflife.
Youthmeansatemperamentalpredominanceofcourageovertimidityoftheappetite,foradventureovertheloveofease.thisoftenexistsinamanof60morethanaboyof20.nobodygrowsoldmerelybyanumberofyears.wegrowoldbydesertingourideals.
Yearswrinkletheskin,buttogiveupenthusiasmwrinklesthesoul.worry,fear,self–distrustbowstheheartandturnsthespiritbacktodust.
whether60of16,thereisineveryhumanbeing67sheartthelureofwonders,theunfailingchildlikeappetiteofwhat68snextandthejoyofthegameofliving.inthecenterofyourheartandmyheartthere68sawirelessstation:solongasitreceivesmessagesofbeauty,hope,cheer,courageandpowerfrommenandfromtheinfinite,solongasyouareyoung.
whentheaerialsaredown,andyourspiritiscoveredwithsnowsofcynicismandtheiceofpessimism,thenyouaregrownold,evenat20,butaslongasyouraerialsareup,tocatchwavesofoptimism,thereishopeyoumaydieyoungat80.
that68sall!thankyou!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第八篇
thehoursofawisemanarelengthenedbyhisideasasthoseofafoolarebyhispassions.thetimeoftheoneislong,becausehedoesnotknowwhattodowithit;asisthatoftheother,becausehedistinguisheseverymomentofitwithusefuloramusingthoughts,orinotherwords,becausetheoneisalwayswishingitaway,andtheotheralwaysenjoyingit.
Howdifferentistheviewofpastlife,inthemanwhoisgrownoldinknowledgeandwisdom,fromthatofhimwhoisgrowninignoranceandfolly?thelatterisliketheownerofabarrencountry,thatfillshiseyewiththe[1]prospectofnakedhillsandplains,whichproducenothingeitherprofitableor[2]ornamental;theother[3]beholdsabeautifulandspaciouslandscape,dividedintodelightfulgardens,greenmeadows,fruitfulfields,andcanscarce[4]casthiseyeuponasinglespotofhispossessions,thatisnotcoveredwithsomebeautifulplantorflower.
英语演讲幽默范文初中第九篇
Goodmorning/afternoon!
Firstthingfirst,igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikebetold,ireallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeistandrighthere,socalledstageyoulookspecificallyonme.Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfrompakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeicaughtso-calledballleg.okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopicreallyliketotalkafunnystoryihavejustheard.
aladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyearsspokenenglishisnotthatfluent.andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisfriendsmandywatchingSit-Com.
anoiseofbumphadtheattentionofmandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadyouimaginethatmandygostraightoutwithmerelyaLucyshoutedather,xxxLucy,turnyourclotheson.xxxwhatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofmadeamistakehere.
thewordspittedmeansmandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutoftherightsentenceshallbe,xxxputyourclothingon.xxxthestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.
thatsfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第十篇
Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:
thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.
Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.takemyselfasanexample,ichangedmymajorwhenibecameapostgraduate.afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.Fortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichilearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,ipersisted.iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.Graduallyicouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmaths,ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.
nomatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.
thereisnoneedandidonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,buticongratulatetomyselfforigainandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.
thankyou!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第十一篇
iamflyingtoday,speechistheidealwing,asamiddleschoolstudent,weareinlovefantasy,lovetodream,lovehighlighttheirpersonality,loveandzhangyangusdifferent,wewerenotmistaken,wenowarenotqualitativelyperiodofdevelopment,thereisnoonestandardforustojudgetheirownlifeandvalues.wealwaysletadultsknowthatwecandoityourselftolive,youcansolvetheirownproblems,butwehavesomedependence.lovedaydreaming,perhapstodaywewanttobeateacher,toeducateournewcomers,andperhapstomorrowwewanttobeascientisttoexploreourhumanitytothepresentdonotknowsomeofthemystery,orwehavenowaytoexplainsomephenomena...
wearewillingtoburytherealityofthecrueltyandinjustice,weareourparents,ourelderscouldnotunderstandsomeofthepracticeoflife,wedonotunderstandwhytheyliketodoah.itisourwishtoomuchtooyoungtoburysocialexperience.attitudeoflifewhenwearenotdeep.
downwelovefantasy,lovetodreamofbehavior,weneedtodooneforthepeopleandhumanprogremakeadifference.toouractionstoprovethatwehave!
英语演讲幽默范文初中第十二篇
oneofthemostpopularhobbiesamongpeopleisreadingbooks.moreandmorepeoplespendtheirsparetimeinreadingthebookstheyareinterestedin.
therearesomanybooksintheworldthatitisimpossibleforanyonetoreadallofthem,evenifhespendshiswholelifeinreading.Beforewestartreading,weshouldfindoutwhetheritisvaluableforustoread.
Readinggoodbooksisoneofthegreatestpleasuresinlife.itcanenrichourknowledge.itmakesuslearnlotsofthingswedidnotpreviouslyknow.wecanbeawareofwhathadhappenedinthepastaswellaswhatishappeninginthepresenttime.themorebooksweread,themoreknowledgeweget.nomatterhowmucheducationwereceiveorhowmuchexpensivewehave,wecannotbecomeafullmanunlesswekeepreading.
Readingbadbookswillleadyoutoawrongwayandpreventsyoufromprogressing.it’sworsethanreadingnothing.Soweknowhowimportantitistoreadgoodbooks.
bookcanbereadatrandomtimeifyouhaveleisure,andthereneverbeatimelimitation.also,youcanreadabooktoachieveamorereallyhistory.throughabook,youcancommunicatewithitsauthorwithoutother’stransmission.alltheserarelycanbeeasilyachievedbyatelevision.
Furthermore,bookisatreasurethathasdevelopedcenturies.asweknowwhenwrittenlanguageappeared,humanbeingsbecameuseittorecordtheirlives,andthisactionleavesusalotofhistoricpreciousmineral.wecanabsorbintelligenceandwisdom,andwecanalsobetaughtlessons.ilovebookfrommyheart,formbookiknowhowtocommunicatewithothers,andilearnmyhomelandistheplaceilovebest,andalsoiknowmyparentsaretheveryindividualswhoilovethroughmylife.whataboutthetelevision?television,sometimes,showviolence,sex,drugsbeyondourchoice.
英语演讲幽默范文初中第十三篇
Goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.
myfavoritebookis(italian:Cuore).thisisadiarywrittenbyanitalianboyenrico.thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.itincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundenrico,themottostaughtbyhisparents,aswellasthewonderfultenxxxmonthlyxxxstoriestoldbyhisteacherduringtheclass.everywordinthechapterdescribesthewordxxxlovexxx.Frompatriotismtofriendship,andtothelovebetweenparentsandchild--reallytouching.
thisnoveltaughtmehowtolove,andhowtolearnfromlove.ireallylikethisbookverymuch.Howaboutyou?whatisyourfavoritebook?
myfavoritebookis.Haveyoureaditbefore?
oh,ihaven’treadthisbookbefore.whatisitabout?
well,itisastoryofarichgirlwhomaintainedhernoblecharacterafterthebankruptcyofherfather.thestoryishappyending.
Canyoutelluswhyyoulovethisbooksomuch?
Sure.itisbecausethestorytaughtustobebraveandtofacethechallengesanddifficultieswithcourage.iamdeeplyimpressedbythestrengthandperseveranceofthelittleprinceinthestory.ihavedecidedtolearnfromherfromnowon.
ohisee,thestorysoundsverygood.icannotwaittoreadthisbookaswell.
英语演讲幽默范文初中第十四篇
asweallknow,xxxFailureisthemotherofsuccess.xxxButfewpeoplecanreallyunderstandwhatthesayingmeans.intheworld,iamsurethatnoonedaresayhehasn'tmetanytroubleallhislife.Sowemustfacefailure.infact,failureisnotfearful,butimportantthingishowtofaceitcorrectly.
Facingfailure,peoplewillnevertaketheirfatelyingwilltrytheirbesttoworkharderandharderuntilatlasttheysucceed.
notbeingcourageoustofacesetbacks,peoplehavenochancetoenjoythepleasureofsuccess.Sotheyhavenothingtodobutfeelsadandemptyalldayandallnight.infact,theylosethechanceofsuccethemselves.
myfriend,wheneverintrouble,pleaseremember,xxxFailureisthemotherofsuccess.xxxyoucandoit!youcouldbetheone!whatevertroubleyoumethowterribleitwas,youjustthinkthatallwillbeallright,thereisnothingsisimportanceinthebelieveyouoftencomplainoftheterriblethigsyousuffeinthetrouble,soyoucannothappyandhaveayourlife'sgolfwillbenotlifewon'tmusthavethesurelymind,anddoitbytheplan.nobodydontlikeconfidentpeople,themostimportancepointisyouhaveit,everythingyoudoitwillbesucceful!
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英语演讲幽默范文初中第十五篇
earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...
iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.
ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.
iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.
iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!
thankyou!